everything's amazing and nobody's happy: Archive

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May 29th

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Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing 
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

May 29th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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blurred reality: worries. →

xsharonlove: i’ve realized that since i’ve been able to understand myself.. i’ve always worried. there’s nothing really important which i greatly worry about. just myself and all these different scenarios which could occur. when i was younger i would worry about; -what am i going to eat next? -who am i…

May 23rd

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May 21st

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May 21st

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May 20th

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May 19th

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May 17th

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May 16th

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le sexy time with the Avengers

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May 15th

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random thoughts #4

High expectations lead to disappointment today. I just wanted to hang out with someone today…enjoy the good weather, maybe take some Polaroid pics and yeah just relax from university and work. Unfortunately I can’t rely on my friends to do this with me. It doesn’t matter if I write them a text or on facebook no one ever has time for me. I expect to much, I guess… ...

May 14th

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May 13th

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random thoughts #3

What do you do when you stumble over the past? Today I met someone whom I haven’t seen in 4 years. We weren’t really friends back then…he’s probably something like an acquaintance. We got to talk and you know how these things go - we talked about the past. Now my relationship to the past is a very strange one. I love history. I’ve studied history over the past 3...

May 13th

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random thoughts #2

This city is so oppressive. The people here are narrow-minded, bigoted sheep who’re absorbed in shopping generic clothes and obsessed with looking alike. I’ve never lived in a place where people were so uniformly identical. They wear the same clothes, use the same styles and stare at you when you try to be different. I feel oppressed by that. They preach uniqueness but behave like...

May 13th

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Careful…this might be too profound for you. Social interactions are hard, complicated and suck… I wanna go somewhere. Somewhere wild, remote and deserted. Where I can settle my thoughts and think about the purpose, the goal and the meaning of it all. I feel like a fragile insect caught in a glass jar. Everyone can stare at me and watch me suffocate while I am just unable to change...

May 12th

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